Kurdeto, Admiral Kurdeto sir!...sir?"
The officer forced open the door with the emergency commands, stepping in with caution, and flinching back at the horrid stench within Kurdeto's quarters. Holding his nose with his fingers, the admiral trudged through a floor that was inexplicably littered with remains of junk food of various kind, the floor littered with so much stuff that it was beginning to mould to each other, if kurdeto wasn't careful, this scene would be his new carpet. Still the officer trudged through.
"Sir?" he said with a squawk of his voice, sounding weird by the pinch of his nose, the smell was so bad, the odour so intense his eyes were beginning ti water badly. Below he noticed a box saying 'merciless triad pizzas' Stepping over it and staring hard into the dimly lit setting, he turned round the corner with a hand on his gun just in case, fearing to see something foul. Some unforgiving alien bounty hunter perhaps or worse.
Only nothing could be any worse then seeing a perverted look of Kurdeto in glee at a freshly hot pizza, opening his trousers with enough space to insert the hot food above his thing to give it the desired warm up. It was too much for his officer to see, he freaked out,, casting his hands over his eyes, Kurdeto suddenly snapped into awareness, realising he was seen, threw the pizza away thinking simply it would save his dignity.
"Admiral Kurdeto?! Why would you-Oh my" Then he saw the TV screen, a naked purple princess who looked quite appealing in a way if it wasn't for the fact she was bent over before a naked Ewok
The officer's face went white at what he saw,, was this what was exciting his admiral?! Kurdeto quickly put a gown over him, and despite tripping over rubbish after rubbish grabbed his officer and dragged him out of the quarters before retreating back. Suddenly the officer remembered his reason to going in there in the first place.
"Admiral, sir"
"Look I need to get back to seeing the programme; otherwise I'll miss the eleventh trial she must endure to save jabba!"
"er well, sir" He coughed, hinting him to forget the film "In regards to the purple haired woman, we believe we may have found her, the one called Ayeka"
"Really?"
"However the admiral following her wants her dead"
Kurdeto wasn't practically strong but he knew how to shove a man afar quite as he scrambled with his gown to the communications.
"what is that dumb@$$ playing at?" He growled "His name and ship
!"
The officer quickly gave Kurdeto what he wanted and again, ignoring the whole policy of secure communications, tried putting himself through to the ship. The screen on his panel was still black, no signal was beiong intercepted then finally as the flashing controls displayed, Kurdeto received a response from his demands, an electronic audio, itched in a heavy tone saying simply: I'm sorry but the admiral of this ship is busy and has no intrest with you, we hope you get the message so you don't call for a second time, thank you.
"...."
Kurdeto paused for a moment to take in the refection till his silence was broken by his own outrage at being shunned by an answer machine of all things.
"What is wrong with people these days
? Why can't I be given some respect? I took down jurai! A system so advanced that not even washu can decode! Do you know what that makes me?"
The officer beside him decided to inquire on that comment to give the impression threat the admiral was not half barking mad and was talking to his officer rather then himself, it was an attempt that convinced little.
"gifted sir?"
"No! That not even Washu is my EQUAL!!!"
-----------------
AFAR in space
-----------------
Whilst working on trying to fix whatever it was that was well, spamming the ship, the sonic screwdriver washu was using to tweak the hardware of the mainframe now unstripped and pieced together one by one slipped from her working fingersas she was left to pause.
She could have sworn she had heard something.
-----------------------
Back with Kurdeto
-----------------------
"Sir" Said a navigational recruit, young and full of ideal called out him, Kurdeto asked what it was.
"Sir, we have a incoming transmission"
"f it's from the merciless Triad's, tell them I'm not paying for the pizza delivery, they were late and their food cold!"
"erm...it's actually from Jabba"
"JABBA?! Put him through then you idiot!"
The main screen that stood in front of the deck showed a pic of a indestigushable mass of manky soil, till it turned it's rear from the screen to show something even more grotesque...Jabba's face.
"fbgsaeykfwef fdferyffgyefj. Fvgdfefhjdfeferjfasdjkfgkljghuibfgtywecfrtgrt"
Translation: Where is my bi(translation error)
Kurdeto swallowed and spoke, leaving the monitor screen to translate his words to him, just as the screen was having a job in translating jabba's.
"Were having...problems, we are getting to her but I have the conquest of jurai to sort out if you don't mind..."
xdhcbldfdsftydbsdrlasyugfrdemgfuhbghir vvfdgtnftbtnb ndghbtyujnti lujndtrhgrkd gfftn khlfjiogny gfklibg tntji lbgf duea hentaicle!
Translation: Of course I mind! it's clear you cannot find reclaim her...so I brought in some new aides...Captain Tentacle!
"Not THE Captain Tentacle" Stuttered Kurdeto with shock.
"I always wondered where these weirdoes were hiding, back when we had an emperoer" Muttered one officer quietly.
Kurdeto snapped back quickly to the giant slug.
"Now hear me, I may be a bit side tracked but all I'm asking is for some time"
sdfsgtbthsdf zxyejd sdfhtusdsaefhsawd fhguw vidjjti ghsd hhdf sht dnhaa rhetssghjsdweydf fdfjdhjf trejshet hsdzang habgeytsud hgsewshutdde hhytsfuehdsddr.
Translation: No
"Oh come on" Begged Kurdeto childishly, hoping Jabba didn't know about Ayeka being targeted for dead by an insane admiral "I can bring her in without them"
"Sir, may I remind you we have orders to tow in the disabled Jurai warships"
"SHUT UP!"
sdhjsdtjdoyhfusttfhssdffkfrfvjkgo eyubfj sdade hdfusjmgom fjurnvjf jfhg herudfggjkehhfne hfyutnd
Translation: You may work for the empire but scum like you still work for me. Do your little 'empire building' but if Captain tentacle needs help, then you will assist.
The screen went blank and Kurdeto could only sigh at the trouble he got himself into now, Captain tentacle, leader of the 'pleasure force' oh they were a force to be reckoned with, jabba's favourite underworld hardcore actors with some formidable powers but it wasn't their powers, their absurd fashion dress of Tentacle's right hand man lieutenant Ecchi but the fact their impressive strike cruiser was in the shape and design of a---a...no words could describe it. All that anyone needed to know was that you would dread to be the one who says it's struck the rear, for once he felt sorry for Ayeka and her friends, if only for a moment.
The officer forced open the door with the emergency commands, stepping in with caution, and flinching back at the horrid stench within Kurdeto's quarters. Holding his nose with his fingers, the admiral trudged through a floor that was inexplicably littered with remains of junk food of various kind, the floor littered with so much stuff that it was beginning to mould to each other, if kurdeto wasn't careful, this scene would be his new carpet. Still the officer trudged through.
"Sir?" he said with a squawk of his voice, sounding weird by the pinch of his nose, the smell was so bad, the odour so intense his eyes were beginning ti water badly. Below he noticed a box saying 'merciless triad pizzas' Stepping over it and staring hard into the dimly lit setting, he turned round the corner with a hand on his gun just in case, fearing to see something foul. Some unforgiving alien bounty hunter perhaps or worse.
Only nothing could be any worse then seeing a perverted look of Kurdeto in glee at a freshly hot pizza, opening his trousers with enough space to insert the hot food above his thing to give it the desired warm up. It was too much for his officer to see, he freaked out,, casting his hands over his eyes, Kurdeto suddenly snapped into awareness, realising he was seen, threw the pizza away thinking simply it would save his dignity.
"Admiral Kurdeto?! Why would you-Oh my" Then he saw the TV screen, a naked purple princess who looked quite appealing in a way if it wasn't for the fact she was bent over before a naked Ewok
The officer's face went white at what he saw,, was this what was exciting his admiral?! Kurdeto quickly put a gown over him, and despite tripping over rubbish after rubbish grabbed his officer and dragged him out of the quarters before retreating back. Suddenly the officer remembered his reason to going in there in the first place."Admiral, sir"
"Look I need to get back to seeing the programme; otherwise I'll miss the eleventh trial she must endure to save jabba!"
"er well, sir" He coughed, hinting him to forget the film "In regards to the purple haired woman, we believe we may have found her, the one called Ayeka"
"Really?"
"However the admiral following her wants her dead"
Kurdeto wasn't practically strong but he knew how to shove a man afar quite as he scrambled with his gown to the communications.
"what is that dumb@$$ playing at?" He growled "His name and ship
The officer quickly gave Kurdeto what he wanted and again, ignoring the whole policy of secure communications, tried putting himself through to the ship. The screen on his panel was still black, no signal was beiong intercepted then finally as the flashing controls displayed, Kurdeto received a response from his demands, an electronic audio, itched in a heavy tone saying simply: I'm sorry but the admiral of this ship is busy and has no intrest with you, we hope you get the message so you don't call for a second time, thank you.
"...."
Kurdeto paused for a moment to take in the refection till his silence was broken by his own outrage at being shunned by an answer machine of all things.
"What is wrong with people these days
The officer beside him decided to inquire on that comment to give the impression threat the admiral was not half barking mad and was talking to his officer rather then himself, it was an attempt that convinced little.
"gifted sir?"
"No! That not even Washu is my EQUAL!!!"
-----------------
AFAR in space
-----------------
Whilst working on trying to fix whatever it was that was well, spamming the ship, the sonic screwdriver washu was using to tweak the hardware of the mainframe now unstripped and pieced together one by one slipped from her working fingersas she was left to pause.
She could have sworn she had heard something.
-----------------------
Back with Kurdeto
-----------------------
"Sir" Said a navigational recruit, young and full of ideal called out him, Kurdeto asked what it was.
"Sir, we have a incoming transmission"
"f it's from the merciless Triad's, tell them I'm not paying for the pizza delivery, they were late and their food cold!"
"erm...it's actually from Jabba"
"JABBA?! Put him through then you idiot!"
The main screen that stood in front of the deck showed a pic of a indestigushable mass of manky soil, till it turned it's rear from the screen to show something even more grotesque...Jabba's face.
"fbgsaeykfwef fdferyffgyefj. Fvgdfefhjdfeferjfasdjkfgkljghuibfgtywecfrtgrt"
Translation: Where is my bi(translation error)
Kurdeto swallowed and spoke, leaving the monitor screen to translate his words to him, just as the screen was having a job in translating jabba's.
"Were having...problems, we are getting to her but I have the conquest of jurai to sort out if you don't mind..."
xdhcbldfdsftydbsdrlasyugfrdemgfuhbghir vvfdgtnftbtnb ndghbtyujnti lujndtrhgrkd gfftn khlfjiogny gfklibg tntji lbgf duea hentaicle!
Translation: Of course I mind! it's clear you cannot find reclaim her...so I brought in some new aides...Captain Tentacle!
"Not THE Captain Tentacle" Stuttered Kurdeto with shock.
"I always wondered where these weirdoes were hiding, back when we had an emperoer" Muttered one officer quietly.
Kurdeto snapped back quickly to the giant slug.
"Now hear me, I may be a bit side tracked but all I'm asking is for some time"
sdfsgtbthsdf zxyejd sdfhtusdsaefhsawd fhguw vidjjti ghsd hhdf sht dnhaa rhetssghjsdweydf fdfjdhjf trejshet hsdzang habgeytsud hgsewshutdde hhytsfuehdsddr.
Translation: No
"Oh come on" Begged Kurdeto childishly, hoping Jabba didn't know about Ayeka being targeted for dead by an insane admiral "I can bring her in without them"
"Sir, may I remind you we have orders to tow in the disabled Jurai warships"
"SHUT UP!"
sdhjsdtjdoyhfusttfhssdffkfrfvjkgo eyubfj sdade hdfusjmgom fjurnvjf jfhg herudfggjkehhfne hfyutnd
Translation: You may work for the empire but scum like you still work for me. Do your little 'empire building' but if Captain tentacle needs help, then you will assist.
The screen went blank and Kurdeto could only sigh at the trouble he got himself into now, Captain tentacle, leader of the 'pleasure force' oh they were a force to be reckoned with, jabba's favourite underworld hardcore actors with some formidable powers but it wasn't their powers, their absurd fashion dress of Tentacle's right hand man lieutenant Ecchi but the fact their impressive strike cruiser was in the shape and design of a---a...no words could describe it. All that anyone needed to know was that you would dread to be the one who says it's struck the rear, for once he felt sorry for Ayeka and her friends, if only for a moment.











