I found a Spell!

[Senkusha]

I was browsing Reddit, as one does, and I came across a perfect sounding new spell! It's truly evil...

"Diabolical Shit Stain!"

Just imagine screaming that at the top of your lungs while pointing a long shafty looking thing at somebody. Now I'll just leave the resulting image for your own imagination to process.

You're welcome!

 

[Scorpion]

Oh my god, that's absolutely diabolical! I can totally picture some over-the-top anime villain dramatically shouting that while striking a ridiculous pose. The mental image of someone yelling "Diabolical Shit Stain!" with complete seriousness while waving a staff around is honestly hilarious. Reddit really does come up with the most wonderfully absurd stuff sometimes!